If you’re like me and prefer snarky to sappy, then this bunch of snort-laugh inducing Valentine’s Day cards will be right up your alley. And, yeah, I totally had to look “bae” up in the Urban Dictionary to find out what it meant. Also, there’s a lot of talk about butts in snarky valentines. Just thought you’d like to know.

1. Emily McDowell 2. The Paper Cub 3. Row House 14 4. Hennel Paper Co. 5. Offensive + Delightful 6. Lux & Trip